Terms of Use
Our lawyers made us include it and made us
use a precious button on our home page to get
you here. At first, we thought the lawyers were
a real pain. But then we read the page. What a Net wakening! It's really important stuff. We
took the legalese the lawyers wrote and
translated it into readable English. So be a
smart net head and read the stuff on this page.
It could prevent you from hearing from our
lawyers, or worse yet, from really nasty people,
like prosecutors.
Here's the deal:
We run this site so that people like you (and
people you like) can use it for personal
entertainment, information, education,
communication, and cyber gratification. So go
ahead and browse around all you like. You can
even download stuff from the site but only for
non-commercial, personal use. If you do, though,
don't fool around with the copyright and other
notices all over the stuff. They're there for a
really good reason. And don't even think about
distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing,
re-posting, or anything else un-cool with any of
the stuff, including the text, images, audio,
and video, for public or commercial purposes
unless we give you written permission. And it's
not likely we will.
If you visit our site, you're also legally
obligated to the terms and conditions listed
below and any other law or regulation that
applies to the site, the Internet, the World
Wide Web, or Los Angeles, CA. You shouldn't
access or browse the site if you have any
problem with that, because once you start,
there's no turning back -- you are bound by
[read: stuck with] the terms and conditions.
So here's the scoop on our Top Eleven Rules for Cyber surfers
who hang out on our site:
1. For everyone's sake, just assume that
everything on the site is copyrighted unless we
say it's not. So you can't use the stuff except
how we say you can on this page or anywhere else
on the site without our written permission. And
like we said before, it's not likely we'll give
you permission anyway. In fact, even if we
wanted to, the lawyers are likely to veto any
deal anyway. So it's better you don't even ask.
2. While we try to include accurate stuff on the
site, we're not promising you it's accurate. In
fact, we're not promising you anything except
fun and entertainment. So if you use stuff on
the site, you're using it at your own risk.
Don't call us if there's a problem because we
assume no liability or responsibility for errors
or omissions on the site.
3. We and anybody else who helped us create,
produce, or deliver the site are not liable for
any damages you suffer when you use it. In
particular, the lawyers want you to know that
our disclaimer includes "direct,
incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive
damages arising out of your access to, or use
of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing,
everything on the site is provided to you 'AS
IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER
EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED
TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON
INFRINGEMENT.
Please note that some jurisdictions may not
allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so
some of the above exclusions may not apply to
you. Check your local laws for any restrictions
or limitations regarding the exclusion of
implied warranties. Ugh! What a mouthful from
the mouthpieces. We put all of that in quotes
because we couldn't figure out any other way to
say it that the lawyers would accept. But here's
the bottom line -- we're not responsible if
you're browsing around and the site damages you
or your computer or infects it with any nasty
viruses. We sure hope that doesn't happen, but
if it does, don't call us.
4. If you don't want the world to know
something, don't post in on the site in any
bulletin board or anyplace else. That's because
anything you disclose to us is ours. That's
right -- ours. So we can do anything we want
with the stuff you post. We can reproduce it,
disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast
it, and post it someplace else. We can even send
it to your mother (as soon as we find her
address). Not only that, we can even use any
ideas, concepts, know-how, or techniques you
post any way we want to, including, developing,
manufacturing and marketing products or other
stuff using the information you post.
5. Pictures of people or places shown on the
site are either our property or someone else's
property we're using with their permission. No
matter what, it's definitely not your property.
You or any of your net-friends can't use it
unless we said you could on this page or
somewhere else on the site. And guess what -- we
won't say yes. So be careful, Bunky, because
unauthorized use may violate all sorts of nasty
laws. Be smart, keep the stuff you download to
yourself.
6. There's also a lot of trademarks, logos, and
service marks on the site that either we own or
we're using with someone else's permission. So
don't think you have any kind of license or
right to use them, because you don't and we're
not about to give you one. If you don't leave
them alone and mess with our trademarks, logos
and service marks on our site, we'll probably go
ballistic, so will the companies that own the
other trademarks, logos and service marks. That
means that we're likely to sue you or to ask a
prosecutor to come after you for messing around
with our property or the property of others.
7. You'll probably notice we've linked our site
to lots of others. While that's cool, it doesn't
mean we've looked at all those sites, much less
checked them out periodically to see what's
going on. So don't blame us if some site you
link to is bad or has stuff on it that offends
you or your pets. Go ahead and link, but
remember, you're doing it at your risk.
8. That brings us to what you do on our own
site. While we occasionally listen in on chat
groups, or look at the posting in our discussion
groups or on our bulletin boards, we take no
responsibility and assume no liability for the
content of those locations or for any mistakes,
defamation, libel, slander, omissions,
falsehoods, obscenity, pornography, or profanity
you might encounter when you visit such places
on our site. And don't be stupid by posting or
transmitting any unlawful, threatening,
libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous,
inflammatory, pornographic, nasty, mean, or
profane material or any material that law
enforcement types may consider a criminal
offense, get someone in court on a civil
lawsuit, or for that matter violate any law --
anywhere, anytime. While we certainly respect
your privacy, we have no choice but to fully
cooperate with any law enforcement authorities
or court which might ask us who might have
posted nasty stuff on our site.
9. Software that we use on this Site is
protected by all sorts of patriotic U.S. laws.
Because of that, you can't download or send the
software to anyone in the vacation travel spots
of Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Iran, Syria,
or any other country where United States has
embargoed goods; or (get this) to anyone on the
United States Treasury Department's list of
Specially Designated Nationals, the U.S.
Commerce Department's Table of Deny Orders, or
the FBI's Most Wanted Internet Creeps List (just
kidding on the last one). As if that were not
tough enough, if you live in or are a national
of any of those lovely places, you're not even
supposed to be reading this page, so beat it!
10. We're also allowed to change this page and
anything else on the site any time we want to.
That's because it's ours and we have the
programmers who can do it. If we do change the
page, then you're bound by those changes, too,
whenever you visit our site.
11. If either of us wants to make something of
it and wants to "sue" (a dirty word)
then we have to follow these rules of
engagement. (sort of according to the Geneva
Convention):
To the extent you have in any manner violated or
threatened to violate www.getridofyourdepression.com
and/or its affiliates' intellectual property
rights, www.getridofyourdepression.com
and/or its affiliates may seek injunctive or
other appropriate relief in any state or federal
and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and
venue in such courts.
Any other disputes will be resolved as follows:
If a dispute arises under this agreement, we
agree to first try to resolve it with the help
of a mutually agreed-upon mediator. Any costs
and fees other than attorney fees associated
with the mediation will be shared equally by
each of us.
If it proves impossible to arrive at a mutually
satisfactory solution through mediation, we
agree to submit the dispute to binding
arbitration, under the rules of the American
Arbitration Association. Judgment upon the award
rendered by the arbitration may be entered in
any court with jurisdiction to do so.
Understanding and Curing Depression is the
trademark of www.getridofyourdepression.com
and cannot be used without the written
permission of www.getridofyourdepression.com.
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